Thursday, March 12, 2015

13. "Describe Yourself In The Third Person - Your Physical Appearance And Personality - As Though You Were A Character In A Book."

And then she saw him...

He was tall... -ish.

Like around 5'11".

Like not incredibly tall, but like, tall enough.

He wore white sneakers, dark blue jeans, a plain t shirt, and a light grey beanie tilted towards the back of his head. He had short brown hair that peaked out from the front, and he had it flipped up in a sort of faux-hawk type style.

She figured he may have studied film or something.

He glanced over at her and they made eye-contact.

Oh how deep his eyes were... Like two hazel colored plains that stretched into eternity.

He had a bit of stubble on his face - not so much that he looked unkempt, but just enough to tell people, "Hey I'm not fourteen anymore."

His smile was okay. No dimples, and his front teeth were probably a little more rounded than they should be, but nothing that she couldn't get over. His forehead was a normal size and his eyebrows were fairly fleek-like, so. Ya know. He had that goin' for him.

Body-wise, he was kinda skinny. Like not extremely skinny, but like, if he ever found her stuck under a car then she wouldn't exactly be expecting him to pick it up and save her. They'd both probably just start screaming for help. Which would be the smart thing to do though, cuz I mean, who's gonna lift a car on their own? It'd be much easier with help. If one person did it then they might accidentally drop it on her again before she could muster the strength to get up. And that would definitely kill her.

So he was smart. She assumed. And charming. Even though she hadn't heard him say anything yet.

He had a sort of confidence about him that she could tell just from the way he stood. He didn't have great posture, but it was his relaxed, nonchalant stance that gave off more of the "it's not a big deal" type of vibe. Not exactly the "I don't care about anything," vibe, but more just the, "don't worry about it, there are worse things," type of vibe. Very laid back.

He approached her and her heart started to race.

She had always wanted a laid back guy and now one was coming towards her.

What would he do? What would SHE do? As he got closer to her she tried not to sweat. She was sure that she was not giving off the laid back vibe...

He stood right in front of her and opened his mouth to speak...

"Yo, you know where the bathroom is?"

"Wha-- uh, yeah, back there."

"Dope. Thanks."

Then he left.

Whatever. His butt wasn't that great. And his shoulders weren't really super broad.

She hated him.

He was an asshole.

Guy was probably super full of himself anyways...

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