Cuba Gooding Jr.
You have nice skin I guess.
You play a good retarded person.
Your annoyingly high voice isn’t that annoying all the time.
You have really big eyes. You can take that as a compliment
if you want.
You have all your teeth. I imagine.
You’re farther along in your career than I am. But I’m in
college, so.
Snowboard instructor who threw me on the ground when I was
six.
You’re probably good at snowboarding.
You’re employed.
That’s all I’ve got. You’re a horrible person.
Dentist woman who gave me a toothbrush when I was little,
saying I obviously didn’t use mine at home.
You probably know a lot about teeth.
You’re employed.
This is gonna repeat for a lot of people.
Chevron employee who sent me an email saying I got the
Chevron scholarship, then emailed me back saying they made a mistake, then
didn’t pick up either of the phone numbers that they told me to call and never called me back.
You own two phones.
