The first line that comes to my head is from Beverly Hills Cop 2. Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy) walks into his boss, Inspector Todd's, office and starts getting chewed out for spending a ton of the department's money but never catching any criminals. Axel says, "Well I just THOUGHT, that if there was a problem--"
And Inspector Todd cuts him off, saying:
"DON'T THINK AXEL!!! MAKES MY DICK ITCH!!!!"
Now, I consider that to be literary gold and I in no way wish to rewrite it. I just want to spread the word that that line does indeed exist.
Good night, and you're welcome.
