Wednesday, February 17, 2016

29.“Think Of A Person You Despise. Now Describe All The Wonderful Things About That Person.”

Cuba Gooding Jr.

You have nice skin I guess.

You play a good retarded person.

Your annoyingly high voice isn’t that annoying all the time.

You have really big eyes. You can take that as a compliment if you want.

You have all your teeth. I imagine.

You’re farther along in your career than I am. But I’m in college, so.




Snowboard instructor who threw me on the ground when I was six.

You’re probably good at snowboarding.

You’re employed.

That’s all I’ve got. You’re a horrible person.




Dentist woman who gave me a toothbrush when I was little, saying I obviously didn’t use mine at home.

You probably know a lot about teeth.

You’re employed.

This is gonna repeat for a lot of people.




Chevron employee who sent me an email saying I got the Chevron scholarship, then emailed me back saying they made a mistake, then didn’t pick up either of the phone numbers that they told me to call and never called me back.


You own two phones.

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