27. "You Are The Pilot Of A Jumbo Jet, Just Realizing The Plane May Crash. What Will You Tell The Passengers And The Crew?"

Aaaaaaaaaaaattention all passengers and crew, this is your captain speaking. Please buckle your seatbelts and adjust your chairs to the upright and locked position, as this plane is about to crash into the ocean. Thank you for flying Blogga Flogga Airlines, and good luck to you all.











5 MINUTES LATER











Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattention once again passengers and crew, this is your captain speaking. As you have already heard, this plane is in a merciless spiral towards the abyss, and all of us up here in the cockpit would greatly appreciate it if you could try to keep the noise to a minimum. We are doing everything that we can to ensure a safe and secure landing on your flight with us today, and that goal is most easily achieved with a quiet and respectful work environment. We thank you for your cooperation here on flight 117, and we should be reaching the ocean shortly.






1 MINUTE LATER





Hello again passengers and crew, we are now approaching The Pacific. If you are sitting near any friends or loved ones we would ask that you take this time now to say good bye to them, and if you checked any bags with us today we ask that you say good bye to those as well as you will definitely not be getting those back. Please brace yourselves for an incredibly rough landing, as we were not able to regain any control of the plane today, and once again, we thank you for flying with us here on Blogga Flogga Ai--!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

















.....................1 DAY LATER
















Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattention passenger and crew member, this is the captain of your life boat speaking. We appreciate the two of you joining us here aboard the S.S. Flogga today, and are glad to extend a congratulatory handshake to each of you on surviving the plane crash. Unfortunately there will not be any meals served aboard this vessel today, or tomorrow, or any other day, but it is vaguely possible that we catch a fish or other water critter while aboard this raft. Once again, we would like to thank you for flying/sailing with Blogga Flogga Airlines, and we hope to receive your business again soon. Take care of yourself, because I won't be taking care of you anymore, and have a good rest of your more than likely short life. Bye-bye! (*smiles and waves*)